Chester Has a Christmas List.
Chester considering the difference between chewing on a bone, or the piece of walnut at the end of that Holland & Holland double rifle. He is thinking about the consequences, and which would taste better.
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG CHESTER
PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!
YES, HE MAULED TWENTY SIX PEOPLE WEARING BURKAS,
FOURTEEN PEOPLE WEARING LONG BLACK BEARDS,
THREE PEOPLE WEARING TURBANS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING BELOW THEIR BACKSIDES.
THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME ….CHESTER IS NOT FOR SALE !?
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE ‘BAD TASTE’
OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
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