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Letter to the Editor

Bulletin June 14, 2009

Letter to Editor from Bob in Seattle

Subject: gun Control


A TRUE STORY FROM…”THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER” IN HOUSTON, TEXAS

MARCH 5th, 2009


Last Thursday Night Around Midnight,
A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested,
Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter
For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back
As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.

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The Following Monday Morning,
The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,
And Asked To Explain Her Actions.

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The Woman Replied,

“I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop
For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The
Bus To Take Me Home After Work.
I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe…

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I Was There Alone,
So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol,
That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung
Over My Left Shoulder.

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All Of A Sudden I Was Being
Spun Around Hard To My Left.
As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man
Running Away From Me With My Purse.

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I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw
That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly
Around My Pistol.
The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,
“No Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My
Pay Check And Tips.”

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I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol
At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,
And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!

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When Asked By The Arraignment Judge,
“Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?

~

The Woman Replied Under Oath,
“Because, When I Pulled The Trigger Of
My Pistol The 7th Time, It Only Went Click.”

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The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.
And She Was Back At Work,
At The Cafe, The Next Day!


Now that’s Gun Control….

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