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Letter to the Editor

Blog June 14, 2009

Letter to Editor from Bob in Seattle

Subject: gun Control


MARCH 5th, 2009

Last Thursday Night Around Midnight,
A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested,
Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter
For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back
As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.


The Following Monday Morning,
The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,
And Asked To Explain Her Actions.


The Woman Replied,

“I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop
For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The
Bus To Take Me Home After Work.
I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe…


I Was There Alone,
So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol,
That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung
Over My Left Shoulder.


All Of A Sudden I Was Being
Spun Around Hard To My Left.
As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man
Running Away From Me With My Purse.


I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw
That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly
Around My Pistol.
The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,
“No Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My
Pay Check And Tips.”


I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol
At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,
And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!


When Asked By The Arraignment Judge,
“Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?


The Woman Replied Under Oath,
“Because, When I Pulled The Trigger Of
My Pistol The 7th Time, It Only Went Click.”


The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.
And She Was Back At Work,
At The Cafe, The Next Day!

Now that’s Gun Control….

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